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“javascript: for(a=’ bottles of beer’,b=’ on the wall’,d=’,<br>’,n=100;n;) document.write((n+a+b+d+n+a+d+’Take one down, pass it around’+d+(–n?n:’No more’)+a+b+’.<br><br>’).replace(/(1 S+)s/g,’$1′))”

Do one thing every day that scares me.

Elevators: Why do we willingly shut ourselves up, often with half a dozen or more other people, in a small metal box from which we have no means of escape and think nothing of it?

From Wild at Heart by John Elderedge:
“If you had permission to do what you really want to do, what would you do? Don’t ask how, that will cut your desire off at the knees. How is never the right question; how is a faithless question. It means ‘unless I can see my way clearly I won’t believe it, won’t venture forth.’ When the angel told Zechariah that his ancient wife would bear him a son named John, Zechariah asked how and was struck dumb for it. How is God’s department. He is asking you what. What is written in your heart? What makes you come alive? If you could do what you’ve always wanted to do, what would it be? You see, a man’s calling is written on his true heart, and he discovers it when he enters the frontier of his deep desires. ‘Don’t ask yourself what teh world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive…because what the world needs is people who have come alive.'”

Kashi Good Friends tastes like bark. But it tastes like lightly and naturally sweetened bark, giving it a delightfully sweet and crunchy taste. And it provides the whole-grain fiber you need to keep you regular. I give it four spoons.

Anything worth living for is worth dying for.
Discuss.

First pants, then shoes. I’m going out for a run. I think. Looking for a battle, anyway.

This is the most fun you can have with 90 calories.

Would you mind if I had a break?
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This one’s for Dylan:
Bob and Sally see each other across a dance floor and feel an attraction. Assuming the attraction is gravitational, find its force. Bob and Sally are 20 meters apart and have masses of 75 kg and 65 kg, respectively. Assume each can be approximated by a sphere.
-From an actual high school physics book.

If my life were more like physics, I would make a lot of simplifying assumptions.