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June 11, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:18 am

I locked myself out of the apartment today. There was a little series of images as I approached the door, pulled out my key ring and saw the key I really needed tucked into the pocket of my running shorts…my running shorts that were on the floor of my room…on the other side of this door.
So shortly thereafter, I found myself trying to look not too suspicious as I jumped from the roof onto our flat’s balcony. I was also trying not to miss the balcony and fall forty feet to my death.
The good news is I didn?t fall to my death, but the guy across the street was definitely wondering what was happening.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:09 am

Not that I’m encouraging this…but if you search MSN for “pictures of britney’s butt” you’ll get at least two links to my site. Also various combinations of the terms “slip n slide” and “stomach pain.” So, if you’re ever in a public computer lab and you can’t remember my url, you know how to find it now.

June 10, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 8:32 pm

Green chocolate milk. Not so good. You would think it tastes just like regular chocolate milk. Not so.

June 9, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:37 pm

And check out this really cool page Elizabeth made for the NCSU ski and snowboard club.
(I do not support winter sports.)

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:36 pm

A girl came into the store tonight. Well, okay, that happens. But this one was wearing a shirt that said What I really learned in high school….
The back had the Bojangles logo and all their locations.
PaDow!!

June 8, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:51 pm

The good news is KJ-52 rocks. The bad news is he’s not going to be at ShoutFest. The good news is This song is really great and you can listen to it now. The other good news is he’s going to be at the NC Apple Festival in Hendersonville on August 31.
Oh yeah. Skillet and Nicole C Mullen will be there too.
Everybody wants to go to the apple festival.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:25 pm

And then David came home with green chocolate syrup. Not the most appetizing thing I’ve ever put on ice cream.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 9:35 pm

Mom just called.
“You said we can do whatever we want with your room, right?”
“Ah, not that I remember. What do you want to do?”
“Like move the furniture, put other furniture in it,” she says.
“I don’t think so.” I wasn’t seeing much good coming from this.

June 7, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 7:55 pm

Reading Les Miserables, I have to wonder what would have happened if Hugo had worked with Hemmingway on this one. I’m really engrossed in it, but I don’t think you could call it a novel. It’s more like a history. This book is huge. I’m sure nothing was left out. I’m going to a birthday party. Sarah says hi.

June 5, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 4:31 pm

Hey, hey! That’s the best run I’ve had since the sprain. [insert big smiley] I think I’ll celebrate by doing the same thing tomorrow.

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