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RALEIGH, NC: Campus Police arrested a student outside of Tucker computer lab around 8 o’clock Monday night. The student had been suspected of stealing cornbread from Fountain Dining Hall earlier in the evening. The student’s name has not been released, but it is known that she is a female and first year design school student. When Campus Police officials apprehended the suspect, she was found with more than ten pieces of cornbread in a handbag. The bread and the handbag were both confiscated. Bystanders say the suspect put up a fight and tried to escape through a window, but the well-trained police force was prepared and easily restrained her. “We will not tolerate this blatant disrespect for state property anymore. In the past, this kind of thing has gone unpunished but we are now prepared to use any force necessary to stop [the stealing of cornbread].” Prosecutors are still awaiting lab analysis on the confiscated evidence to determine conclusively that the cornbread came from Fountain. However, there is little doubt, given the observed consistency of the bread and eyewitness accounts of the suspects whereabouts less than an hour before. Read entire story

“If you give a boy a half of a piece of gum, and later he gives you two sticks of gum, does that mean he likes you?”

Sorry, Sev. That’s just emasculating.

I’m getting ready to leave for the Intervarsity Chapter Beach Retreat. So while I’m gone, you can check out the new pictures…Shack-A-Thon. Enjoy.

Richelle Hollingshead is the most wonderful person in the world.

Thanks to Elizabeth Miller for my hot new desktop.

“As jeans become accustomed to your body, whisker lines will appear. This is a sign that you and your jeans have come to a mutual understanding.”

I got up at six this morning to go to the career fair on campus. It starts at seven, and even though nobody there is really going to be hiring, I wanted to hope against hope that they would take one look at my fabulous hair and beg me to work for them. Well, just before leaving, I thought I’d check the website to find out it doesn’t start until nine. That makes more sense anyway. My floor squeaks and it’s still dark out.

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wand’ring bark,
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.
Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his ending sickle’s compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.