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a poem for your enjoyment: extrapolations of nomenclature
-by ac and jn

taj nahaj onaj nataj naj otaj
notaj hotaj nonaj nanaj – haj?

Those hand dryers they have in restaurants are completely useless. Why bother to put one in? I guess it’s mainly for looks. If people see one then they don’t complain about not having paper towels. Then the restaurant saves money, because once they put the blower in everybody dries their hands on their pants. That’s really the only reason I wear pants.

I started my job delivering wings and such today.
The good news: I don’t deliver to the bad neighborhoods after dark.
The bad news: I live in one of those neighborhoods.

I just opened a bag of Cheetos. And I thought to myself, “Self, what if these were really Cheese Toes? That wouldn’t be as appetizing.”

I wrote a post earlier today. But I lost it. I’m too tired to do anything of value here.
Here’s a little update. It was a peach cobbler milkshake. I’ve been in Raleigh for less than two weeks and I’ve got two part-time jobs and two interviews for full time work. (and one interview that is ‘posed to be scheduled sometime in the next four months.)
I’m tired and I have to work tomorrow. (!)

I went to Cook-Out tonight and got the best milkshake ever. Oh so good. I am obese.
I wish I had theme music. I could be like MacGyver. Every time, right before I did something really cool, my music would start and everybody would know I was about to do something awesome. Like order a really delicious milkshake.
I think I’m going to ralph.

The real problem with posting a holiday message is that it makes it really obvious when I haven’t posted for a while.
Well, I’ve been busy.
I was up in Raleigh recently looking for a place to stay. [Found] Now I’ve got a lot of packing to do. I leave tomorrow.
I’ve spent most of the past two days putting lattice under our back porch. It’s been a lot of work, but I’ve gotten to be out in the sun and play with power tools. I even bled a little.
So that’s it. I’m moving out.
That may mean that we’ll have streaming winamp again. Just for you, Margaret.

For your viewing pleasure: Aicha!
It’s probably best to right-click and “Save target as.”
This is my remake of the classic video by GellieMan. It’s not better. It’s just got me in it.
I gotta give a shout out to my dog, GellieMan for vocals and inspiration and for letting me rip him off completely.

I hadn’t posted in a while. So here’s a picture. This is Leonardo, the computer I built back in December. (P4 2.6Ghz, 512MB RAM, dual monitors) I feel special — when it works.