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June 12, 2004

Strange Days

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 8:41 am

Somebody in the building had a party last night and it woke me up. I heard all this music and people talking conatantly. So I decided to find out who it was and call the police. But that would of course require getting out of bed. So instead I fell back asleep.
Additionally, It’s rather cold today. What’s going on there?

June 11, 2004

Begin Countdown

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 1:22 pm

Weekend beginning in 2 hours and 37 minutes.

June 10, 2004

The googlebot needs to go to time-out.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 9:59 pm

Google finally indexed my site! I don’t know what happened, but at some point the googlebot decided that only my main page was important. There’s so much more to me than that.

June 9, 2004

I’m fired.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 1:16 pm

Looks like I broke the comment link. I’ll have to fix that when I get home.
Happy Hump Day!!

June 7, 2004

Recess

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 2:13 pm

The kids are at recess. I’m ready for mine.
So how about this? The “D” in “D-Day” … It stands for “day.” How about that for out-smarting the enemy? Actually, I’m still pretty confused about that.
Here. Trip on this for a minute. Reagan: Funny Man.

June 6, 2004

Bright Eyes

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 6:54 pm

Don’t you hate those naps that leave you feeling like warm poo?

June 5, 2004

1911-2004

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 6:13 pm

Remembering Ronald Reagan.

June 4, 2004

HaileyTheQueen

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:35 pm

Everybody’s got a friggin xanga page.
Here’s Hailey’s. Just because she’s cute.

Four-Square

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:30 pm

I was watching the kids play four-square yesterday. It was the most complicated game of four-square I’ve ever seen. Among the rules that went in and out of effect (most of which were a total mystery to me) were redos, mini-mode, shoe-shine, cherry bomb, King and Queen out to lunch, electric lines, bubbles, bus stop, friendship, three musketeers, fire drill, and tornado drill. Am I the only one who didn’t know about all this?

You’re spending too much time with kids…

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 4:46 pm

When you tell somebody to straighten up and act like a third grader.

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