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I was watching Oprah the other day, as she talked about some of her favorite foods. Among them was this Turkey Meatball from Trattoria Mollie. I used this recipe as inspiration for the pork sausage meatballs I made tonight. And since I didn’t really follow the recipe, I can’t speak for the Polpette alla Mollie exactly, but I can say these were good. So go make a meatball! This means you, too Kelly. I’ll be glad to try your recipe for a fabulous meatless ball if you have one.

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I think my favorite line from HomestarRunner.com is
“A modestly hot girl to get me through the hard times. You know the kind that are only sorta hot, so they don’t mess around with other guys.”
As a side note, the music on this one was written and performed by They Might Be Giants

That’s the phrase for this weekend. Bruising bugs means you’re meddling through traffic not driving fast enough to kill any vermin, and not posing any real threat. As in “I’ve been sitting on 95 south for the past hour, just bruisin’ bugs.” This is a phenomenon that is most likely to occur on I-95, anyway, particularly around the DC metro area. Maybe you can guess how I spent 2 hours of my afternoon.

I now have three computers sitting in front of me (not counting the one over there — I haven’t tried it to see if it works or not), three monitors, not counting the one on my laptop, two keyboards and two mice.
Both keyboards and both mice are plugged into the one computer, which is also connected to two monitors, one of which is not turned on.
I think my life has gotten completely out of control.

I do not support a policy that uses your and my tax money to fund research that devalues the unborn and the potential for life in order to save or increase the quality of life for others. Life is a gift, and not only to those who have already taken their first breath.
I’m not here to make up your mind about embryonic stem cell research, but I do urge you to get the facts: (I’ll just give you the ones you need.)
Here‘s the text of the embryonic stem cell research bill that was passed in the House today yesterday. (This bill does not lift any ban or legalize any type of research. It says nothing about the types of research that can be performed or the source of the stem cells that can be used. What this bill does do is increase the area of federal funding with regards to embryonic stem cell research.)

“Notwithstanding any other provision of law…the Secretary [of Health and Human Services] shall conduct and support research that utilizes human embryonic stem cells…regardless of the date on which the stem cells were derived from a human embryo.”

Here are the facts on the current policy

“The President?s policy places no obstacles in the path of private or state funding for stem cell research.”

You may want to refresh your memory on why and how Bush became the first President to provide government funding for stem cell research and to draw a line where government support should stop.

“Embryonic stem cell research is at the leading edge of a series of moral hazards.” “And while we must devote enormous energy to conquering disease, it is equally important that we pay attention to the moral concerns raised by the new frontier of human embryo stem cell research. Even the most noble ends do not justify any means.”

And just to clarify when people tell you about Bush’s ban on research here‘s a tirade on that precise subject

“We also don’t provide federal funding for abortion, does that mean we have BANNED ABORTION? We don’t provide federal funding for sex change operations, either. The federal government also refuses to fund decorative lawn gnomes, cross-stitch patterns, or high colonics for people who are full of [PRAISE THE LORD],”

Kelly called this a meme. I still don’t have a clue what that means, but since it’s short (and she badgered me about it), here we go:

Total volume of music on my computer:
9.73 GB

The last CD I bought:
I just bought three albums from Every Day Life:American Standard, Moment of Clarity, and EDL

Song playing right now:
“Shout” from Ian Eskelin

Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me:
Hands in the Air, The Waiting
Cold Feet, SpencerAcuff
Shake What Your Momma Gave Ya – Luke
I Just Know – Disciple
Loser – Switchfoot

Five people to whom I?m passing the baton:
Jesse
Robyn
Margaret
Step
Miss Marf

This article on Slashdot alerted me that you can now personalize your Google homepage.

Do you remember Teeny Little Super Guy? It took me a few days to figure out where I remembered him from and what he was called. This live action/animated short starred a pudgy guy in a yellow shirt and brown hat that was drawn on the front of a what may have been a drinking glass, but I’m pretty sure was a clear plastic cup. It was a regular feature of Sesame Street when I was a kid. I remember this guy moving around as a two-dimensional being in a three-dimensional world, dropping through countertops and passing through walls by just spinning around. A writer at the Sesame Street Workshop said it pretty well:

Teeny Little Super Guy was a cartoon-like fellow who lived on the front of a drinking glass and took part in many a countertop drama. He had a grizzly little voice and sang his own theme song.

Speaking of theme songs, here are the self-affirming lyrics to the Teeny Little Super Guy theme. I don’t remember the story line of any of the shorts, but I’m pretty sure this guy’s super powers did not far exceed anything you would normally expect from a middle-aged man drawn on the side of a disposable cup. If you do remember any of those adventures that TLSG had with his many two-and-a-half dimensional friends, leave me a comment and share. I’m off to find a cup and some markers!

Click here to listen to the TLSG Theme Song. (mp3)

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