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July 29, 2008

Really long uganda update

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:38 am

I’m going to Uganda! I depart August 3 to spend two weeks in the internal displacement camps of the Apac province in Northern Uganda. Although the violence caused by the LRA in the area has greatly subsided over the past three years, the threat of renewed violence and kidnapping still keeps most residents of these provinces in such camps. However, the greatest threat to these people today are the lasting effects of war and displacement: poverty, malnutrition, orphaned children, teenagers with memories of being forced to commit acts of violence, young mothers who were victims of rape, an AIDS rate close to 50%, and a cramped climate that encourages the spread of disease.

In less than a week I’ll be bouncing over the back roads of Uganda, heading toward the displacement camps of the Oyam district (formerly Apac) in the country’s north. I’m going with 7 other friends from the Arlington campus of Frontline and meeting with an organization called Global Refuge International. Over the course of 14 days, we’ll be working through GRI to visit 9 displacement camps in Oyam, providing medicine, education, care, and encouragement. The official language of Uganda is English, but the most widely spoken language is Ganda. In the relief camps of the north, we will meet very few people that speak either language.

Nearly all of the residents of these camps are from the Lango and Acholi ethnic groups. Combined, these two groups make up less than 10% of the population of Uganda. The Acholi and Lango dialects share 90% of their vocabulary in common, so they are mutually intelligible, but there is still a distrustful divide between the two groups. Global Refuge has been in these camps for some years now and most of the leadership and day-to-day service has been handed over to natives of northern Uganda who are familiar with the customs and know the people intimately. Pastor Walter is a native of the region who works in the 9 camps, knows virtually every family, and is tirelessly discipling the displaced people of Northern Uganda.

Due to international pressure and aid, the Lord’s Resistance Army has been pushed back into Sudan and the Democratic Republic of Congo over the past three years. They still make frequent trips across the border to carry out terrorist missions and to kidnap child soldiers. The LRA has never been very popular, but is even less so today, and the only way they can get soldiers is to kidnap and brainwash them. Ugandan soldiers patrol the border regions to prevent major attacks, however there are reports of these soldiers allowing some attacks against civilians or even carrying them out. The catch is that when there is no longer a rebel threat, the international military aid Uganda has been receiving will dry up. So the military is pressed to look successful, but not too successful.

Today, the Acholi and Lango people are threatened more by the results of this 20 year battle than they are by immediate violence. For nearly a generation, these people have been forced from their homes, villages, and livelihood. Access to water is limited. Poverty and hunger are ongoing themes. Countless orphans have been created by war. Children have disappeared by the thousands. Some eventually escaped the slavery of the LRA, but returned to their people broken and traumatized by the violence they had seen or committed. Many have even been forced to kill members of their own family. Systematic rape created countless teen mothers and spread HIV to the victims and their children. Having already received a foothold, HIV spreads rapidly in a promiscuous society where the family has broken down and many of the refugees

July 19, 2008

Riding in to work

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 5:41 pm

Here’s a video I filmed a while back on my way in to work. It’s about 1/2 of my trip (the camera messed up 20 minutes in). There was no sound, so I dubbed in some random techno (all of which you can download for free from download.com).
Part 1

Part 2

July 15, 2008

Eating McDonald’s — The Biker way

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:30 am

Here’s something I can associate with:

June 25, 2008

Actual update

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 4:49 pm

I’m in the process of moving. I think Monday, my coworker Brian described this as the slowest move ever. Probably. I’ve been packing and moving and unpacking for about 3 weeks. One more trip to make. As much as I love my old bachelor pad with the gorgeous view, I’m really looking forward to being out of it. My new place out in Reston is so much more convenient to the places I actually go. It cuts my trip to church in half and my average trip to work is less than half of what it was. The cost is all the trips on the toll road, but with what I’m saving in rent, I can easily handle the $2.50 a day. There’s a one-lane bridge on the road to my office in Sterling. Seriously, Virginia DOT? A one-lane bridge?

June 22, 2008

DC Haiku

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:41 am

At 12:10 AM
Why is there such slow traffic
On I-66?

June 21, 2008

American Cheese

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 9:22 pm

I’m sitting at waffle house right now waiting out a thunder storm. The gentleman next to me just ordered and specified twice that he wanted his eggs scrambled with American cheese.
I’m here thinking “Whoever decided to call pasteurized processed cheese food ‘American cheese’ should win a marketing award.” Somehow they took the lowest form of “cheese” known and turned it into something patriotic.
I sure hope in other countries they’ve never heard of American cheese. Otherwise, it has to be the biggest insult against Americans imaginable.

June 19, 2008

The world has turned upside down

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 1:39 pm

I read today that Americans drove 1.4 billion fewer highway miles in April as compared to the same time last year. That was a “hmmm” moment, but the number alone didn’t mean much too me. 1.4 billion is a huge number. I can’t even wrap my head around that, especially without context.
Fortunately, I turned up the DOT Statistics on Traffic Volume. The estimated total miles driven in the US for April were 245.9 billion, down from about 250 billion last year, or a decrease of 1.8%. This change isn’t in isolation though. The trend tells more of the story.
I think this graph speaks for itself:

Moving 12-month total on all roads

June 17, 2008

Rainbow Connection

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 1:10 pm

This is one of my favorite songs.

June 13, 2008

The Biker Wave

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 6:15 pm

That whole “band of brothers” thing we bikers have is cool. I mean, we all wave, and we immediately have something to talk about. And the wave is cool. It says, “I’m tough, I’m cool, and I’m friendly.”
But most of my riding is done either on interstate or on city roads, and I have only so much attention to give to anything that’s not currently threatening my life. So let’s both focus on getting home from work for right now.
When you see me riding the back roads of western Virginia on the weekend, shoot me a low wave. I promise to reciprocate.
That goes for you scooter guys too. Say hello!

June 12, 2008

Hypermiling Results

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 8:28 pm

I finally burned through that tank of gas. From the time I filled up Monday morning until I dropped back by the gas station this afternoon, I made some small changes to my driving habits while riding my 600 cc 2006 Honda Shadow. In addition to a couple of short errands, I made two trips to my office in Arlington — about a 15 mile round-trip in city driving conditions — and two trips to my office in Loudoun county — 60 miles round trip on highways and rural roads.
I drove more slowly, accelerated more slowly, increased my follow distance, gained momentum going down hills and slowed down while going back up. When I saw I would need to stop ahead, instead of gassing it until the last minute and then braking, I’d let off the gas completely and slow down over the entire distance. I turned my engine off while waiting at stop lights and while slowing down to come to stop lights.
My original goal was to stick to the speed limit wherever I was driving. That turned out to be nearly impossible, so instead I stuck to the speed limit where the road was open or traffic was moving near the speed limit and otherwise moved a little slower than traffic. Sometimes this meant comfortably riding along I-395 with traffic moving 10 miles below the speed limit. On the George Washington Parkway, cars blew past me in the left lane while I puttered along at only 10-12 miles over the 40 mph speed limit.
And the results are:
2.289 gallons of regular unleaded and 166 miles or 72 miles/gallon. That’s a 20% increase over the 60 mpg I typically get riding at peak efficiency during the summer without “hypermiling” techniques.
Well, now that I’ve figured that out, I’m going back to driving like a normal person.

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