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I love Chic-fil-A breakfast. If I didn’t worry about the amount of deep-fried chicken and lard-laced biscuits my body can process, I’d have a chicken, egg and cheese biscuit, hash browns, and sweet tea every day. I’d probably have two of the biscuits. So, that’s my typical breakfast at Chic-fil-A. Why do they always ask me if I want jelly? Where would I put jelly? On my hash browns? Surely, a chicken, egg, cheese, and jelly biscuit is over the top. (Maybe I should put it on eBay.)