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Rain, rain, go away.
April showers are so depressing.

Did you know epsom salt provides temporary relief of pain from sprains and bruises and it provides relief of occasional constipation. Good thing to have around.

Really expensive ketchup. Dijon ketchup.

Wow. Charlie Daniels is on his soapbox. (Thanks Amber)

I stopped at the Gate station on the way back to Raleigh to get some Hazelnut Cappachino, and picked up a copy of Men’s Health (“A Flat, Firm Stomach in Just 4 Weeks”) on the way out. Then proceeding to checkout, I was informed that I was entitled to a free Krispy Kreme Doughnut. Well, this has been a great weekend.l

What else makes me happy? I’m #1 on the wait list for Music Composition with Computers. What makes me sad? I still can’t run.
Oh yeah, for those of you who didn’t know, I twisted my ankle while running in Umstead Park yesterday. So, I’m suffering from some withdrawal.

There’s a pig cooking on the brickyard. That makes me happy.

boys are dumb, throw rocks at them

I was driving by Wellsprings WholeFoods and I saw a lady eating outside and smoking a cigarette. I don’t understand that.

I met a girl tonight. She said her name was ‘Serrin’. Then I repeated her name, but I did it with inflection in my voice so that she would detect that it was a question. And she said, ‘yeah, it’s Serrin, like ‘Sara,’ but with an ‘s.’ No, no, I mean, an ‘n.'”
I don’t trust this girl.

So we college students have a game we play. All week long we go out at night, hang out with our friends, and think, “It’s cool, I’ll catch up on my work over the weekend.” Then the weekend comes and we’re all like “no school. Cool we can kick back and chill until Monday.”
Nobody graduates. Ever.