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June 18, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 1:55 pm

Yes. It is true. I have an insatiable appetite for reading. I am currently reading Les Miserables, Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Shadow series, and CS Lewis’s Space Trilogy in addition to reading the Bible through, and consuming various short works on theology. What do normal people do with their time?
…I suppose I could study.

June 16, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:02 am

What’s green and fuzzy and will kill you if it jumps out of a tree onto you?

-A pool table.
I’m going over to Amore’s for a bite and some reading.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:01 am

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-Nego answered and said to the king, “Nebuchadnezzar, we have no need to answer you in this matter. Our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and He will deliver us from your hand, O king. But if not, let it be known to you, O king, that we do not serve your gods, nor will we worship the gold image which you have set up.”
“Blessed be the God of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-Nego, who sent His Angel and delivered His servants who trusted in Him, and they have frustrated the king’s word, and yielded their bodies, that they should not serve nor worship any god except their own God!”
Daniel 3

June 12, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:22 am

And if you were wondering, Humans did not evolve from neanderthals.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:54 am

Like a kamakazi pilot, a bug flew into my mouth this morning as I was walking to class. I guess I’ll have to swallow a spider now.

June 11, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:18 am

I locked myself out of the apartment today. There was a little series of images as I approached the door, pulled out my key ring and saw the key I really needed tucked into the pocket of my running shorts…my running shorts that were on the floor of my room…on the other side of this door.
So shortly thereafter, I found myself trying to look not too suspicious as I jumped from the roof onto our flat’s balcony. I was also trying not to miss the balcony and fall forty feet to my death.
The good news is I didn?t fall to my death, but the guy across the street was definitely wondering what was happening.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:09 am

Not that I’m encouraging this…but if you search MSN for “pictures of britney’s butt” you’ll get at least two links to my site. Also various combinations of the terms “slip n slide” and “stomach pain.” So, if you’re ever in a public computer lab and you can’t remember my url, you know how to find it now.

June 10, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 8:32 pm

Green chocolate milk. Not so good. You would think it tastes just like regular chocolate milk. Not so.

June 9, 2003

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:37 pm

And check out this really cool page Elizabeth made for the NCSU ski and snowboard club.
(I do not support winter sports.)

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:36 pm

A girl came into the store tonight. Well, okay, that happens. But this one was wearing a shirt that said What I really learned in high school….
The back had the Bojangles logo and all their locations.
PaDow!!

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