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Just one more of the wonders of this country, High Point, NC has the World’s Two Largest Bureaus. And High Point is much cooler for it.

“Did you get a haircut, or have you been working out?” -Andy Smith

And the hot water crisis continues. We have hot water on the north side of the building. I of course live on the south side. How did they manage to pipe hot water to only half the building?

I am spectacularly unimpressed with the new hot water delivery system. The main difference I can see is that it doesn’t deliver hot water anymore.

RALEIGH, NC: Campus Police arrested a student outside of Tucker computer lab around 8 o’clock Monday night. The student had been suspected of stealing cornbread from Fountain Dining Hall earlier in the evening. The student’s name has not been released, but it is known that she is a female and first year design school student. When Campus Police officials apprehended the suspect, she was found with more than ten pieces of cornbread in a handbag. The bread and the handbag were both confiscated. Bystanders say the suspect put up a fight and tried to escape through a window, but the well-trained police force was prepared and easily restrained her. “We will not tolerate this blatant disrespect for state property anymore. In the past, this kind of thing has gone unpunished but we are now prepared to use any force necessary to stop [the stealing of cornbread].” Prosecutors are still awaiting lab analysis on the confiscated evidence to determine conclusively that the cornbread came from Fountain. However, there is little doubt, given the observed consistency of the bread and eyewitness accounts of the suspects whereabouts less than an hour before. Read entire story

“If you give a boy a half of a piece of gum, and later he gives you two sticks of gum, does that mean he likes you?”

Sorry, Sev. That’s just emasculating.

I’m getting ready to leave for the Intervarsity Chapter Beach Retreat. So while I’m gone, you can check out the new pictures…Shack-A-Thon. Enjoy.