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March 3, 2004

Meghan Styers

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 1:36 am

I was talking to Meghan Styers tonight, and I tried to Google her, but she didn’t Google. So, the whole purpose of this post is so that next week she will.

February 29, 2004

Guest Review

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 5:20 pm

Today’s entry provided by Martha Stokes, who has a really nice [brain]:

I really got a lot out of [The Passion of the Christ]. I sort of went into it with a lot of apprehension, not really knowing what to expect, and knowing my expectations were probably unrealistic. I was concerned that it would be so gratuitously gruesome I wouldn?t be able to handle it, or that it would assert an agenda that was un-Biblical, which would be upsetting. Instead, Gibson created a film that is an accurate, evangelical screening of the Gospels. It?s still just a movie, made by men, and it still has faults, but it also communicated a very important message in a way that only a visual media can.

One of my favorite running aspects in the film was the effect Jesus had on people he had direct personal contact with. From the disciples, to the Roman soldier whose ear he healed, to Pontius Pilate, to Mary Magdalene, to the man who helped carry the cross, each person who encounters Jesus individually is profoundly affected. When he looks a person in the eyes, it is immediately apparent that they are not the same. No matter how they felt about life or the person of Jesus of Nazareth before, their view is shifted profoundly be encountering him. So much so that the man who had to be forced to help carry the cross, who was desperate for the Romans to remember that he was innocent, carrying the cross of a condemned man, has to be beaten away from Jesus when they reach the hill. In the course of several hours? walk, this pathetic, condemned, humiliated, mutilated man has reached him, and made him an ally. Gibson has assembled a group of actors who interact so effectively on screen that the impact Jesus has on these people is unspoken yet undeniable.

Of course I have heard plenty about how the movie is too violent, or too hard on the Jews, or any number of other criticisms that distract from its real message. It?s a controversial film. It undeniably asserts Jesus? divinity. There is no objective presentation of the facts that leave you to make up your own mind. At least within the world of the film, where even an un-believing movie-goer will suspend their disbelief for a couple of hours, Jesus is the true Son of God. This film asserts the message of the cross, and the cross has always been a controversial topic. Paul wrote to the Corinthians that ?the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing.? No matter how well constructed the film is, or how hard believers shout about the truth, there will always be people who can?t comprehend the Message and will allow themselves to be distracted by violence and accusations of anti-Semitism. The real controversy isn?t whether or not Mel Gibson hates Jews, or whether or not he had a ?right? to make such an evangelical film. The real controversy has been going on since the early church, and it?s about people?s inability to understand the suffering and death of a divine being, who had the power to free himself all along. This movie hasn?t caused any new controversy; it?s only forced the existing controversy into the mainstream where it should have been all along.

No matter what else is said about the movie, there?s one thing I know for sure. More people talking about Jesus today then there were before this past Wednesday, and that is a very good thing.

~~
Martha Stokes
Meredith College class of ’04

February 27, 2004

Puppies!

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 9:55 pm

Here’s your cute link of the day.
Cottonelle.com Download the web puppy. He’s sooo cute.

Note

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 3:19 pm

Found on the label for a Lysol Ready Brush:
Probable mucosal damage may contraindicate the use of gastric lavage.

February 26, 2004

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:44 pm

I fixed that thing where it used to say “1 comments.” That was bad grammar. And grammar is sexy. This page is way sexier now.
I also went to the Chop Stick today. Here’s my fortune.


and this is my chinese lesson.

February 25, 2004

Grid

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:18 pm

You know you’ve got extra processing power. Use it to fight cancer and other diseases. Join the Grid.
Oh. And if you associate yourself with the Wolfpack, join team N.C. State Wolfpack.

February 24, 2004

Reality TV

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 1:27 pm

I had a good time with my favorite reality TV game show today, What’s for Lunch. It’s this game where there’s always plenty of food around: leftovers in the fridge, some frozen meats and vegetables and a stocked pantry. The goal is to make a meal of it. It has to be something apetizing and well balanced. I’d say I did pretty well today, strating with some left-over pork caserole. I added frozen corn on the cob, grilled on the George Foreman, and some left-over congealed salad. A balanced meal it was, but not very fresh tasting. I would have done better to replace that salad with a can of fruit from the pantry.
On second thought, I don’t think that would make a very good TV show.

February 22, 2004

Escher whoa.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:18 pm

This guy is such a nerd. I am completely blown away. Scroll on down to the really exciting stuff. I’m all like whoa. I never did anything like that with my Legos.

Eyelash Vanity

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 4:50 pm

Since someone recently commented on my beautiful long lashes, I have become quite eyelash vain overnight. Suddenly I’m spending long hours in front of my magnifying mirror, separating and thickening before I use my eyelash curler. I’ve searched all the local pharmacies and department stores for the perfect eyelash brush. My mascara provides the perfect balance of thickness without clumping or spikiness. I practice batting my eyelashes without completely closing my eyes, so that I can see what I look like in the mirror. Eyelash vanity isn?t a sin, is it? I can?t help it if I?m beautiful.

February 20, 2004

The Best Part of Waking Up

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 9:19 pm

My coffee this morning tasted like moist dirt.
The day got better from there.

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