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Let’s all celebrate Canada!! Go Canada!
Um. Yay Celine Dion!
Hockey!
Um, since that’s all I can think to say about Canada let’s celebrate with a song!!

Don’t get me wrong, there is a downside to having nothing to do with your day. But there is something to be said for being able to get up whenever you want, eat whenever you want, and wear whatever you want. Oh, and I don’t have to shave.

According to Time, “When asked ‘How are you?’ said the official, Saddam responded, ‘I am sad because my people are in bondage.’ When offered a glass of water by his interrogators, Saddam replied, ‘If I drink water I will have to go to the bathroom and how can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?'”
I picked this up from another interesting article

So I set out for a 14 mile run today. I got about 11 out of that. (If you ask me how long it took, I’ll rip your spleen out.) I was dissapointed, but that’s still a heck of a long run for me, and I’d say I’m on track for the half-marathon this November. But yeah, that really wore me out.
And even with having absolutely no job, it’s been a pretty busy day. That could partly be because I spent about an hour after my run trying to regain the use of my legs.
I turned on the Food Network and watched some Rachael Ray. She was making a meal for a hungry man. Unfortunately, it involved a vinegrette. Also unfortunate, it turns out she already has a boyfriend. He likes to cook.
Nothing else of value today. Bye.

My boredom = new video.
This is me feeling awkward for about twenty seconds. Video
Enjoy.

I have a whole bunch of cantaloupe. If you like cantaloupe, you should come eat some. I cut it into tasty bite-sized pieces just for you.
No, really. Come eat it.

Today I have rediscovered the joy of Internet radio. Specifically, I have rediscovered the magic of streaming trance/techno.
Now if I can just learn to do the robot.

Today I ran in the rain. My shoes are wet. I also made a smoothie. It tastes mostly like watered down orange juice with yogurt and blueberries. I guess there’s a reason for that.
Most of today was spent lounging by the pool with kids who aren’t married. That’s fun. Toodles.

I found this by complete accident.

“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” – Glenn, age 7

More like this.

On a random note, here are some of my favorite pictures.