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December 19, 2004

Joy, to the world

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 9:10 am

As I’m having breakfast this morning, I’m excited that I’ve finished off another box of cheese grits. Sounds like I’ll have to hit up the Piggly Wiggly when I’m back home.
Also I’m wearing some socks I kinda like. But the thing about them is that I can’t remember ever seeing them before. People don’t usually abandon socks in my drawer. Maybe I’d just forgotten about them.
Okay, it’s not really a classic anecdote.

December 18, 2004

It’s the low-stress lifestyle

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 9:39 am

So I’m watching the weather, trying to get ready for snow, (really hoping for snow!) but it keeps changing. Maybe this is why I only watch the weather when I’m expecting snow or a hurricane. It may even get up to 28 degrees on Monday. I’m still pretty sure that’s cold though. Ever seen The Day After Tomorrow? Great special effects, good movie to watch, not real strong on interesting plot. Anyway, looks like some scientists or journalists or Ohio State students are predicting something like that to happen in the next 100 years. I don’t know. I didn’t bother to read the article.
Hey! My cholesterol levels are really good! Okay, I’m 23, they should be good. But they’re really good. I should get a prize. So I’m excited about that. I think I’ll go treat myself to an omelet.

December 17, 2004

Twenty-Two

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 8:26 am

For a few days now I’ve been getting excited that we might get snow Sunday or Monday. Today I just saw the temperatures that go along with that. The HIGH for the day is expected to be 22 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s about -6 degrees Celsius for you Robyn. And for those of you that don’t live in an arctic wasteland, that’s really cold! I think it’s also a chance to wear my long johns.

December 15, 2004

Happy Christmaramakwanzakah!

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:19 pm

It had to be done.

December 12, 2004

Do not look directly into the Christmas lights

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 4:13 pm

My left eye is a little wonky right now. I think I was standing a little to close to that little red light. It’s a weird feeling. In related news, the knee of my jeans just quit on me. Yeah, I’ve had these pants for a while, but it always surprises me when my clothing just starts to decentigrate. Yep. Just ripped a four-inch whole across my left knee. This is why you can’t find men’s clothes at second-hand stores. I guess I’ll go put up some more lights.

Hey. Somebody send me some email.

December 11, 2004

Anderson Cooper

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:46 pm

No matter what people may say, taping christmas lights to the wall is not fun. Starting right now I’m looking for a short-cut.

Okay. That worked.
You know, I’ve really started liking CSI. I still don’t understand why everybody has to die in the most gruesome way possible, but I really enjoy the mystery of the show.
I’ve got chicken on the Foreman.

November 28, 2004

PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 7:31 pm

November 22, 2004

Foreign Language

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 3:46 pm

boys speak in rhythm and girls in code
tell it to me straight, give it to me now
face forward
face forward

speaking foreign language, nothing i can translate
speaking foreign language, nothing i can dictate
you’re speaking foreign language

boys speak in rhythm and girls in code
tell me how you feel
come out of the dark
and we can head back home and i’ll know where to start

Where did we go wrong?
We need medication for this miscommunication

Where did we go wrong?
Our conversation’s weakened
conversation’s weakened

Boys speak in rhythm and girls in code
Boys speak in rhythm and girls just lie

Schrodinger’s Cat

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:36 pm

I can say absolutely and certianly that
You know or know not of Schrodinger’s Cat.
One hundred percent better, and equally worse
Quantum physical theory when spoken in verse.

November 15, 2004

Time for a new post

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 8:39 pm

I really don’t have anything to say, but I am really tired of politics. Well, at least anything related to the presidential election. So as I sit and eat my stir-fry, I’m going to let my fingers tickle the keyboard.
I got my new computer at work today! I’m really excited about that, but it means more computer maintenance and less actual development for a while. But that’s cool. I feel like pulling some late hours this week.
On the residential side of the street: I have now picked up a computer, monitor, and leather desk chair that were left in front of our dumpster. I passed up on the desk since I had just bought one.
I stumbled across this site today. Dude’s got some pretty funny videos for your enjoyment.
I found out that the Food Lions around here sell all varieties of instant grits and I am sooooo excited about that. I just wish there was one closer by. And I could really go for some cheese-n-eggs, raisin toast, grits and apple butter from Waffle House. On that note.
This is going to turn into a worthless comment because I can’t remember the name of the place, but I had some really quality NC style barbecue Saturday. There’s this stand way down on Highway 1, beside the Jiffy Lube. I was disappointed that they didn’t have more southern fare, but the barbecue sandwich and sweet tea was wonderful. I’ll fill you in when I can get the name of that place…

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