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American Cheese

I’m sitting at waffle house right now waiting out a thunder storm. The gentleman next to me just ordered and specified twice that he wanted his eggs scrambled with American cheese.
I’m here thinking “Whoever decided to call pasteurized processed cheese food ‘American cheese’ should win a marketing award.” Somehow they took the lowest form of “cheese” known and turned it into something patriotic.
I sure hope in other countries they’ve never heard of American cheese. Otherwise, it has to be the biggest insult against Americans imaginable.

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