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Consumately Surmountable

One of the key things I learned in the Virgina Basic Rider Class was how to avoid road hazards and obstacles when on a motorcycle. Any obstacle that is lower than your front axle is surmountable, and thus it is possible to go over it. Any taller than that, and you’d better find a way around.
Chihuahuas are surmountable. So are dachshunds and Maltese. Great Danes are not surmountable. Dalmatians, not surmountable. All cats are surmountable. Possums, raccoons, chipmunks, all surmountable. Deer are definitely not surmountable. We don’t have elk or moose around here, but if you encounter them, they’re not surmountable.
Squirrels are consummately surmountable.

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