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I got a letter from my cable company last week. At the top are inch-high letters reading “EXCITING NEWS! NEW ADDITIONAL CHANNELS!”
Below it describes them: Jewelry TV, Tennis Channel, HorseRacingTV, and TV Games (another horse racing channel). It bothers me that the channels are actually broadcast.
Before adding these exciting new options, I only had about 400 channels that I never watch. Now make that 404. I called and had my cable service discontinued yesterday.