My left eye is a little wonky right now. I think I was standing a little to close to that little red light. It’s a weird feeling. In related news, the knee of my jeans just quit on me. Yeah, I’ve had these pants for a while, but it always surprises me when my clothing just starts to decentigrate. Yep. Just ripped a four-inch whole across my left knee. This is why you can’t find men’s clothes at second-hand stores. I guess I’ll go put up some more lights.
Hey. Somebody send me some email.
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