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So I set out for a 14 mile run today. I got about 11 out of that. (If you ask me how long it took, I’ll rip your spleen out.) I was dissapointed, but that’s still a heck of a long run for me, and I’d say I’m on track for the half-marathon this November. But yeah, that really wore me out.
And even with having absolutely no job, it’s been a pretty busy day. That could partly be because I spent about an hour after my run trying to regain the use of my legs.
I turned on the Food Network and watched some Rachael Ray. She was making a meal for a hungry man. Unfortunately, it involved a vinegrette. Also unfortunate, it turns out she already has a boyfriend. He likes to cook.
Nothing else of value today. Bye.

My boredom = new video.
This is me feeling awkward for about twenty seconds. Video
Enjoy.

I have a whole bunch of cantaloupe. If you like cantaloupe, you should come eat some. I cut it into tasty bite-sized pieces just for you.
No, really. Come eat it.

Today I have rediscovered the joy of Internet radio. Specifically, I have rediscovered the magic of streaming trance/techno.
Now if I can just learn to do the robot.

Today I ran in the rain. My shoes are wet. I also made a smoothie. It tastes mostly like watered down orange juice with yogurt and blueberries. I guess there’s a reason for that.
Most of today was spent lounging by the pool with kids who aren’t married. That’s fun. Toodles.

I found this by complete accident.

“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” – Glenn, age 7

More like this.

On a random note, here are some of my favorite pictures.

I read Because of Winn-Dixie today. It was pretty good. I like fourth-grade reading.
Let’s see..
What’s up with middle name modesty? I know you’ve noticed this. It’s like your middle name is a secret, or sometimes your first if you go by your middle name. But nobody gives that away freely. Especially with younger kids. Even with completely normal middle names, it’s like it’s an invasion of privacy.
I saw a snake while I was out running last week. I screamed. I’m sure it was harmless though.
I’m watching Gulliver’s Travels on Sci-Fi.
I really like this picture.

Oh, and yes. Martha reminds me that boys are emotionally constipated.

But this time it happened with a “Will you please sit up and put your foot in?” and a “Brad, you’re confusing your butt with your head again.”