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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
AND…I have a $0 deductable on any damage caused to my vehicle by missle or falling aircraft. That’s worth the switch itself.

I just woke up. (note the time)
I went to bed early, but not early enough to make this acceptable. What is there to do at 2am?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Just in case you were wondering, the cheapest gas in Raleigh is on S. Saunders Street (70/401/50) south of the belt line. This week it’s hovering around $1.84 at one of several competing stations. The cheapest this morning is at the Hess just inside Garner, at 1.839.

Just to mix things up, I think I’ll start wearing a lot of gel in my hair.

I went to Charlotte today. I can’t tell you what I did there. Now I’m back. The marvels of modern transportation. I think that road trip was too short.

Will someone please direct me to a place where it’s not Monday?

Is there a whole army of chicken chefs? Does excellent chicken qualify you for a rank advancement. I know we’ve got Colonel Sanders and General Tso. There’s got to be a Major Hernandez’s Chicken somewhere.

This from the label of one of my wash cloths.
“Machine wash warm. Tumble dry. Wash dark colors seperately and before using. Do not bleach. AVOID CONTACT WITH MEDICATION CONTAINING BENZOYL PEROXIDE.”
What’s up with that?

That is the number of unmatched socks that came out of the dryer.