I went to Cook-Out tonight and got the best milkshake ever. Oh so good. I am obese.
I wish I had theme music. I could be like MacGyver. Every time, right before I did something really cool, my music would start and everybody would know I was about to do something awesome. Like order a really delicious milkshake.
I think I’m going to ralph.
March 29, 2004
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ooh, you fixed the commenting grammar… AND you went to cookout. *sigh* brad parker, my hero… and you should’ve SEEN him saturday night, ladies and gentleman… bustin’ moves in a tux! if only i could be brad…
Comment by jesse — March 30, 2004 @ 4:51 pm
don’t worry jesse, you too can be one of the new village people
Comment by marf — March 30, 2004 @ 6:03 pm
I haven’t written anything yet so I think it’s about time I put my two cents worth in just because…obese Brad? Please. btw folks I have never been to cook out.
Comment by Christy — March 31, 2004 @ 5:36 pm
*jaw drops open* christy… nooooooooooooooooooo…
we shall have to remedy this situation. immediately.
Comment by jesse — March 31, 2004 @ 9:51 pm
what kind of milkshake did you have? i absolutely love the bannana pudding one and i’ve tried the strawberry cheesecake as well and they’re all absolutely the best milkshakes on the planet. or at least in raleigh.
Comment by margaret — March 31, 2004 @ 10:24 pm
thats it, right now, everyone to cookout.
or maybe we should wait until I’m better.
Comment by marf — March 31, 2004 @ 10:46 pm
why would i want to go? it makes brad want to puke.
Comment by Christy — April 1, 2004 @ 7:37 pm