Maybe I’ve told you I’m graduating in December. Maybe I’ve mentioned that I don’t really have any plans after that. So, if you know of any job openings in software engineering, especially in the Florida/California/Manhattan/RDU area (okay, I’m not that picky), tip me off. Or, if your dad, like, owns a multinational corporation or something, just slip him a copy of my resume.
As a side note, I’m also accepting applications for a girlfriend. Act now while I’m unemployed and in low demand!
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