You might live in Alexander if?

You’ve ever explained to your roommate what “ghetto” means.
You hate that median in front of the gym where the fire hydrant is because it always
looks like an open parking space.
If you get up before 11 on the weekends, you allow 15 minutes to get hot water in the shower.
Your room is taller than it is wide.
You constantly ask people to repeat themselves to be heard over the fans.
On hot nights you sleep naked pass it off with your roommate as a cultural difference.
You regularly refer to soccer as “football.”