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September 12, 2002

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 12:08 am

Kashi Good Friends tastes like bark. But it tastes like lightly and naturally sweetened bark, giving it a delightfully sweet and crunchy taste. And it provides the whole-grain fiber you need to keep you regular. I give it four spoons.

September 11, 2002

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:09 pm

Anything worth living for is worth dying for.
Discuss.

September 10, 2002

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 7:27 pm

First pants, then shoes. I’m going out for a run. I think. Looking for a battle, anyway.

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 11:58 am

This is the most fun you can have with 90 calories.

September 6, 2002

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:30 am

Would you mind if I had a break?
…down

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:21 am

This one’s for Dylan:
Bob and Sally see each other across a dance floor and feel an attraction. Assuming the attraction is gravitational, find its force. Bob and Sally are 20 meters apart and have masses of 75 kg and 65 kg, respectively. Assume each can be approximated by a sphere.
-From an actual high school physics book.

If my life were more like physics, I would make a lot of simplifying assumptions.

September 3, 2002

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:16 pm

Would a real man preach? Would a real man cry? Would he tell you that he loves you? Would he bleed for you and die? Would he love you like a brother? Would he help you understand…
that getting on your knees makes a man?
~Acapella Children
John 2:15

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 10:06 pm

It seems Harris Teeter is a great place to hang out on a late night.

September 2, 2002

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 6:18 pm

Safe? Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good.

~C.S. Lewis

Filed under: general — bdparker @ 1:46 pm

Deep thought:
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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