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Here comes a really lame story

I was taking a nap this afternoon, and I had the most boring dream. I was in taking a test…

23 years ago

You might live in Alexander if?

You've ever explained to your roommate what "ghetto" means. You hate that median in front of the gym where the…

23 years ago

What do you think I could get for my soul?

I've discovered the evils of ebay now. One day, two orders. I don't feel bad yet, though. I got a…

23 years ago

Same Great Taste

Why isn't there more fruit juice sold? I go into a beverage type store and find all kinds of carbonated…

23 years ago

Epiphany

This evening, I walked along the brick sidewalk, eating a hotdog I had picked up at the C-store. Well, with…

23 years ago

I'm back!!!!

23 years ago

Thirty guys and a truck (or two)

I think I'd like to move my family every weekend. There were so many people over here (and there) today…

23 years ago

Hasta un otro tiempo

Summer break is here, and I'm moving, so that means the computer is getting unplugged. The result: for the next…

23 years ago

Lunch on the Run 5, Press Start

So I'm back home in W-town. It smells like the beach here. There's a breeze and it's not so humid.…

23 years ago

Rebecca is so great.

Hey! Rebecca wrote about me, and people are saying mean things. Isn't that happy?

23 years ago