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Pants

Those hand dryers they have in restaurants are completely useless. Why bother to put one in? I guess it's mainly…

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In the Zone

I started my job delivering wings and such today. The good news: I don't deliver to the bad neighborhoods after…

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Crunchy

I just opened a bag of Cheetos. And I thought to myself, "Self, what if these were really Cheese Toes?…

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Again

I wrote a post earlier today. But I lost it. I'm too tired to do anything of value here. Here's…

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Hello Fatso

I went to Cook-Out tonight and got the best milkshake ever. Oh so good. I am obese. I wish I…

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For the Sake of Posting

The real problem with posting a holiday message is that it makes it really obvious when I haven't posted for…

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So Sweet, So Beautiful

For your viewing pleasure: Aicha! It's probably best to right-click and "Save target as." This is my remake of the…

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Leonardo

I hadn't posted in a while. So here's a picture. This is Leonardo, the computer I built back in December.…

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Recycling

I just read this today, and it amused me. Maybe it will amuse you.