Crack is soo bad

21 years ago

a poem for your enjoyment: extrapolations of nomenclature -by ac and jn taj nahaj onaj nataj naj otaj notaj hotaj…

Pants

21 years ago

Those hand dryers they have in restaurants are completely useless. Why bother to put one in? I guess it's mainly…

In the Zone

21 years ago

I started my job delivering wings and such today. The good news: I don't deliver to the bad neighborhoods after…

Crunchy

21 years ago

I just opened a bag of Cheetos. And I thought to myself, "Self, what if these were really Cheese Toes?…

Again

21 years ago

I wrote a post earlier today. But I lost it. I'm too tired to do anything of value here. Here's…

Hello Fatso

21 years ago

I went to Cook-Out tonight and got the best milkshake ever. Oh so good. I am obese. I wish I…

For the Sake of Posting

21 years ago

The real problem with posting a holiday message is that it makes it really obvious when I haven't posted for…

So Sweet, So Beautiful

21 years ago

For your viewing pleasure: Aicha! It's probably best to right-click and "Save target as." This is my remake of the…

Leonardo

21 years ago

I hadn't posted in a while. So here's a picture. This is Leonardo, the computer I built back in December.…