Protect your right

I was a little less than half way through hiking Old Rag yesterday when the couple hiking behind us started talking about getting a Slurpee. I don’t usually crave mushy frozen soda, but at that point it was nearly enough to make me turn around and head back down.
Well, about three hours later when I found myself back in civilization and face to face with a barrel of slowly spinning Cheerwine slurshee. I love Cheerwine slurshee! I think that I can patiently go through anything with a cup of Cheerwine slurshee in hand.
As I was slurping the very last of my slurshee, I started thinking about how very rare it is to come across Cheerwine slurshee or even any kind of Cheerwine around here. I’m convinced I can make a redneck slurshee by freezing cubes of Cheerwine and then tossing them in the blender for a while. I just have to find Cheerwine first. I checked Cheerwine‘s web site, which is awesome, but it didn’t exactly say where I can get the stuff — only that if I go much farther north, I need to pack the cherry goodness with me. Does anybody know where I can get a 2 liter Cheerwine near Alexandria?